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home : opinions : columns April 16, 2014

8/1/2013 8:51:00 AM
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Brenda Harrison

“Remember the good old days when a juvenile delinquent was a boy who played the saxophone too loud?” –Unknown

“The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.” –”Smile” Zingers

“Pro and con are opposites, that fact is clearly seen. If progress means to move forward, then what does congress mean?” –Nipsey Russel

“You’ve reached middle age when all you exercise is caution.”  –Unknown

And on the eighth day God said, “Okay, Murphy, you’re in charge!”  –Author Unknown

“Marriage is not a ritual or an end. it is a long, intricate, intimate dance together, and nothing matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.” –Amy Bloom

“To the world you are someone, but to someone you are the world.” – unknown

Love is not finding the perfect person, but finding the imperfect person perfect.” –Unknown

“Women are like cell phones. They like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button, and you’ll be disconnected.”  – Unknown

“Every man is a fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists of not exceeding the limit.”  – Elbert Hubbard “A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be.” –Unknown

“The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise.”  –Tommy Bolt

“It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snowblower or vacuum cleaner.” –Ben Bergor

“Shipwrecked man to another: ‘Don’t worry--we’ll be found. My pledge to the church is due this week.’” –Al Johns

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. – Jon Hammond

“Adolescence is perhaps nature’s way of preparing parents to welcome the empty nest.” –Karen Savage and Patricia Adams


Galloway Mosley
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