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Wise sayings for the fridge

on Tuesday, 02 June 2015. Posted in Columns, Opinions

Brenda Harrison
Editor

Here’s a few quotes and “wise sayings” to post on your fridge:

  • A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge. – Robert Brault.
  • It is generally agreed that “hello” is an appropriate greeting because if you entered a room and said “goodbye,” it could confuse a lot of people. – Dolph Sharp
  • “When a husband brings his wife flowers for no reason, there’s a reason.” – Molly McGee
  • “After looking at the bill for my operation, I understand why the doctors wear masks in the operating room.” – Unknown
  • “Okay, so God made man first, but doesn’t everyone make a rough draft before they make a masterpiece?” – Courtney Huston
  • “The man who can’t dance thinks the band is no good.” – Polish Proverb
  • “I wanted to have a career in sports when I was young, but I had to give up the idea. I’m only six feet tall, so I couldn’t play basketball. I’m only 190 pounds, so I couldn’t play football, and I have 20/20 vision, so I couldn’t be a referee.” – Jay Leno
  • “Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you want.” – Tori Filler
  • Why is it that when you transport something by car, it’s called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it’s called cargo? “If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.” –Doug Larson
  • A great name for a new country song: If I’d Shot You Sooner, I’d Be Out of Jail by Now. – Author Unknown
  • “I hope if dogs ever take over the world and they chose a king, they don’t just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.” –Jack Handey
  • “It’s a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.” – Franklin P. Jones
  • A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. –Fred Allen
  • May those who love us love us, and those who do not love us, may God turn their hearts, and if He cannot turn their hearts may He turn their ankles that we may know them by their limping. – Irish Prayer
  • “To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides.” – David Viscott

 

 

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